Are you in need of some fine glassware? Do you live in the late 1800s? If you said “certainly” to both, then you’re in luck — the famous Lyndeborough glass factory operated from 1866 to 1886, producing some of the finest glass in New England. As their factory was largely made of glass, a company spokesperson recently reaffirmed that they “Do not condone the throwing of stones.”
If you thought that industry-specific joke was funny, you’ll love all the sewage-related ones we’ve come up with here on our web site. You must’ve heard that one that says Wind River Environmental is #1 in the #2 business (oh look, a factual joke). How about the one where we affectionately refer to our transport trucks as yesterday’s meals on wheels? (ha, also a factual joke). If you give us a call today, we’ll even tell you another joke or two! We love septic humor almost as much as we love providing our valued customers with top-notch septic service.
We may tell a lot of jokes (and yes, we do find our own jokes to be very funny), but we’re about to tell you something very serious. Are you ready? Okay, here it goes. We are experts in the septic field, and not only is our employee knowledge and septic skill unmatched, we also boast the best equipment in the business (yesterday’s meals on wheels included). And it doesn’t stop there. We are kind to the environment and provide you with our top-notch service fast. That’s right, funny and speedy. Septic pumping, drain cleaning, preventative maintenance, septic inspections, pipelining, and more – you tell us – is there anything we can’t do? (No).
Wind River Environmental is committed to extending the life of your septic system. We provide a variety of services including drain cleaning, septic pumping, grease trap cleaning and much more.
Wind River Environmental
Lyndeborough, NH 03082